April 11, 2005

• There's always one thing I'll never understand and that's the
  infatuation people have with Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd.  I went
  to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert a year or two ago and I was pumped to be
  able to see them and hear Sweet Home Alabama.  I mean, to me, that
  is their song.  I had to download all these other songs off their
  greatest hits album so I wouldn't be bored.  Well we get to the
  concert and they come on stage and are like "What song did y'all come
  here to hear?" And so I'm like "Sweet Hom..." well I got drowned out by
  everyone else yelling "FREEBIRD!". I think Freebird is one of those
  good drug songs, like Stairway to Heaven, because you can be 100% sober
  before, turn the song on, get high and by your high should end when
  there's about 2 minutes still left in the song, because it's one of
  those songs with no less than 42 guitar solos.  But let's be
  honest, Sweet Home Alabama is where it's at, right?

  I hate to burst some of your bubbles, but it's become a pet-peeve of
  mine of people who claim to like sushi but the only sushi they like are
  california rolls.  News flash: california rolls aren't real
  sushi.  They're like the chicken mcnuggets of sushi.  If you
  claim to like sushi, you need to be able to eat something with fish on
  it.  California Rolls are not real sushi. I'm sorry.

  Favorite new ritual at work: Coming to work on Monday morning, checking
  my email, seeing I have 3 tons of it and trying to see how late I can
  go without having to go through it.

  Song of the Day: Sugarloaf - Green-Eyed Lady

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