November 30, 2004

  • I'm back!  I had a great time and can't wait to go back. 
    Weather was so-so but it never rained and it was always hot enough for
    shorts and short sleeve shirts.  My cruise experience was
    great.  I ate waaay too much, drank alot and had a great
    time.  Of course, this wasn't a "sleeping vacation" so I was in
    bed by about 8:30 last night but it was a good vacation.  I didn't
    get as much sun as I would have liked but I managed to get enough to
    get some color and I hope it's enough for others to notice.  I
    downloaded all the pictures off my camera last night but my internet
    was being less than cooperative so hopefully I'll be able to upload
    them tonight.  

    Rather than bore you all with stories, here are some of the highlights:
    - Being able to get any sort of food I want at any hour of the day or night
    - Meeting (finally) Leslie
    - Taking too many shots with the Nassau natives while shopping for booze
    - Drinking some local beer out of a paper bag, walking down the streets of Nassau and wearing shorts is the way life should be.
    - Doing my best impression of those Corona beer commercials
    - Falling asleep on the plane ride back and forth, thus making the whole flying experience very easy.
    - Eating fish & chips with a half yard of Bass at the UK pavillion in Epcot.

    You know what I hate? When someone sneaks in "Have a good holiday" into
    a conversation because if they say it first, then I always feel like a
    jerk for not saying it first and by me saying "Yea, you too" it's like
    "That's right, I'm a jerk and didn't want to say it to you but since
    you brought it up, I'll say it back to you even though I hope you
    die".  Maybe I'm just being stupid but thats the way I feel.

    It was only recently that I realized the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing
    Santa Claus" is about a mom kissing her husband dressed up as Santa
    Claus, and not my previous theory which was the mom was some sort of
    skank that hit on Santa Claus. Go figure.

    How come whenever I am introduced to people who are allegedly “so like me”, I hate them?

    Song of the Day: Todd Rundgren - Bang On The Drum

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