October 19, 2004
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I got a letter yesterday in the mail from my J.crew card saying
basically that I took too long to not pay them back and now the repo
men were gonna come after me. Needless to say, I figured it was
time to pay that card off allready. And I wasn't so much
concerned about the repo men as I was that my parents would find
out. Sadly, I'm 22(almost 23) years old and I'm still afraid of
the wrath of my parents. I can engange in illegal downloading of
stuff, trafficking of drugs even go to prison, but please....don't tell
my mom!Speaking of the law, last night my internet provider
called me to tell me that they recorded a port scan coming from my IP
address over the weekend. For you non-nerds out there, port scans
are a malicious activity. But this time, I was innocent!
Back in the day, I did all that sort of stuff and got myself(and the
family) kicked off and banned from a few different internet
providers. But I'm a reformed man now and the worse that I do
online now is propogate the spread of cheesy links across AIM. In
the words of Richard Nixon, "People have got to know whether or not
their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook."Why don't the Yankees just walk David Ortiz allready? He's the
only guy on the team with the big hits so when there's men on base in
the 12th inning at like 2:00AM, just walk the guy and deal with some
other loser. I'm sure the next guy up never even bothers getting
ready because for the last few games, whenever he's been on deck, Ortiz
wins the game for them so I'm sure that guy on deck pretty much assumes
he wont have to do anything. Proving my theory right, Mr.
Steinbrenner can make my check out to M-A-T-T-H-E-W
H-O-C-H-B-E-R-G.35 days until my ass is laying on the deck of a cruise ship in the middle of the caribeean!
Song of the Day: The Killers - Somebody Told Me
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