March 15, 2004

• A funny thing happened to me on the way to the forum
  subway....I ran down the stairs of the subway because I heard the train
  coming. As I got to the turnstile, some guy was rummaging through his
  bag for his metrocard.  I ran past him, swiped my card and as I
  got to the doors, I held the doors open for him to get in(just cuz I'm
  a super nice guy ).  Well he said
  thank you, I nodded and took a seat.  He then came over, sat
  across from me, thanked me again and handed me a print out. I was
  thinking "Oh great, now I helped out a friggin Jew for Jesus or Jehovas
  Witness" but it turned out to be a printout from Forbes.com about
  global warming  Is it common practice
  to hand out environmental fliers for holding doors on the subway open
  now?  Thank god I got off at the next stop.Whatever, now I'm just
  gonna hold doors open for hot women.

  Well Homer's visit didn't go quite as well as I planned. He was so
  nervous the entire time that it was more annoying that anything. 
  When he first came into the apartment, I swear he ran to every corner
  in about 4 seconds and had a look on his face like "Thats it?!". 
  Plus the next morning he decided to wake me up at 7am to go take a
  shit.  I took him out and he dropped one on a tree in front of the
  church.  I looked around and the coast was clear so I fled the
  area....that's right, I'm a real rebel.

  Well I'm on Spring Break and I reeeeeeeally wish I was somewhere warm.
  Bah, I'll enjoy staying up late, playing video games and then sleeping
  all day.  And my mom informs me it is supposed to snow tomorrow or
  something so I'll enjoy the weather.  But hey, if you're looking
  for someone to go do something with this week, give me a call

  Song of the Day: AC/DC - If You Want Blood(You Got It)

  • 1:20 pm
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