December 6, 2004

• My parents are on the war path.  No, my room doesn’t need
  cleaning, my bills are paid(sort of) and I’m not corrupting my little
  sister(not recently anyway).  They have thrown themselves into 5th
  gear in the past two weeks or so into me getting myself a nice Jewish
  girlfriend. And I’m not talking about nudges or hints.  It seems
  every third thing out of their mouths is, “You have to go pick up
  dinner tonight and oh yea, go get a girlfriend!”.  They even sent
  me a friggin link to JDate. 
  This is the most anal they’ve been about me getting a girl since senior
  year of high school when they bribed me with a trip to Disney in order
  to get me to go to Senior Prom(if this is news to you, then ask me
  sometime to tell you the story). I swear I’m gonna come home one of
  these days and there’s gonna be some girl sitting in the kitchen that
  my mom met in the supermarket or something.

  I spent my weekend with Carrie and Riley.  Riley is the cutest
  thing that shits itself every few hours.  She’s 6 months old and
  is just so much fun.  Friday night John’s parents watched Riley so
  me and Carrie could go meet up with Pete(and girlfriend and
  girlfriend’s friends) at a bar.  Bar was nothing special but we
  did end up seeing Pete’s cadaver which was mildly interesting. 
  Saturday night I watched Band of Brothers
  with Carrie and yesterday I helped put up the (fake) Christmas
  tree!  I put on some Christmas music and sipped some bloody mary
  while John’s dad put up the tree and the rest of us pointed out spots
  where he needed to spread the branches to make it look less fake. 
  I spent most of the time commenting on why they should have a real tree
  and a life size nativity scene in the front of the house. Good times.

  Tomorrow night is Hannukah!

  Song of the Day: Andy Williams – Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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