May 24, 2004

• Guess who’s going to Florida?!  
  That’s right, I’m going down….on Wednesday! Here’s what
  happened.  I met my parents for lunch yesterday and we ate in
  Chinatown.  At the end of dinner, the waiter brings the fortune
  cookies at which point my dad gathers them all up and distributes
  them.  If you know my dad, you’d know that its pretty normal for
  him to be….not normal.  Anyway, I get my cookie and I open it up
  and there’s two lines of text.  First line says, “Your greatest wish will come true“.  So I’m thinking “Sweet! I’m getting laid tonight” . 
  Then I read the next line and it says, “You’re going to Disney
  World”.  Now, without thinking I’m ready to show my parents what a
  great fortune cookie I got and then after they’re all giggling and not
  looking at their cookies, I figure out what’s going on.  I had the
  biggest dumb look on my face.  I think I had mentioned earlier
  that I suspected a trip might be planned but over the last few weeks
  things really didn’t look all that promising for one so they got me
  good.  We leave Wednesday and come back on Sunday.  Needless
  to say, I’m psyched.

  How psyched, you ask?  Psyched enough to go waxing for the first time today!  
  Okay, breathe in, breathe out.  Feel better?  Good.  So
  yes, I went waxing.  And no, no Brazilian wax for me.  I was
  just looking to get rid of the “summer sweater”, if you know what I
  mean.  I went to a place in the village and it was all russians
  working there.  This little old russian lady “did me” and she said
  how proud she was of me for not crying.  Let me tell you, it hurt.
  Alot.  And now I’ve got a dull pain all over.  I’m happy I
  did it and will be even happier when I’m down in the sun, whip off my
  shirt and start slow-mo running, Baywatch style. 

  Song of the Day: Go-Go’s – Vacation

  • 12:27 pm
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